Sadbit is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unselfish raven.

Sadbit created the Small Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadbit, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sadbit, she will have a low opinion of you.

Sadbit's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Sadbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always wear red.

3. You must pray to Sadbit four times a day.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always pray immersed in water.