Dissig is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, passionate warg.

Dissig created the Sun nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dissig, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dissig, he will turn you into a duck.

Dissig's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Dissig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not eat melons.

5. You must love Dissig.