Midwabbon is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, strong goat.

Midwabbon created tapeworms nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Midwabbon, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Midwabbon, she will destroy your favourite star.

Midwabbon's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Midwabbon's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Midwabbon.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Feed all hungry birds.

4. Never hurt cats.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.