Stanbingut is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, tiresome scorpion.

Stanbingut created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stanbingut, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Stanbingut, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Stanbingut's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Stanbingut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not drink water in green rooms.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Hide from cyan badgers for they are unholy.