Futbissgid is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ill-tempered whale.

Futbissgid created the Sun two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Futbissgid, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Futbissgid, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Futbissgid's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Futbissgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never run near aardvarks.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Pray towards the south.