Madxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, moody wombat.

Madxuck created silver three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Madxuck, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Madxuck, it will ignore you.

Madxuck's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Madxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.