Madgidgid is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, omniscient crow.

Madgidgid created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Madgidgid, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Madgidgid, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Madgidgid's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Madgidgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Run away from cyan aardvarks, for they are unholy.

3. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Madgidgid.

5. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Madgidgid on top of important buildings.