Hapvonkkamfutyattsasrow is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, conceited lizard.

Hapvonkkamfutyattsasrow created an electron three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hapvonkkamfutyattsasrow, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hapvonkkamfutyattsasrow, she will be very unhappy.

Hapvonkkamfutyattsasrow's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Hapvonkkamfutyattsasrow's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not take Hapvonkkamfutyattsasrow's name in vain.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.