Yoklegbast Bafbambus is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, humorless cow.

Yoklegbast Bafbambus created light seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yoklegbast Bafbambus, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yoklegbast Bafbambus, it will not care at all.

Yoklegbast Bafbambus' most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Yoklegbast Bafbambus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Do not take Yoklegbast Bafbambus' name in vain.

3. You must love Yoklegbast Bafbambus.

4. Never eat coconuts.

5. Do not commit murder.