Sitcabnart is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, two-faced capybara.

Sitcabnart created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sitcabnart, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sitcabnart, it will think nothing of it.

Sitcabnart's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Sitcabnart's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always help bats in need.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.