Cadtamdibgigcutgemflamveg is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unthinking grasshopper.

Cadtamdibgigcutgemflamveg created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadtamdibgigcutgemflamveg, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cadtamdibgigcutgemflamveg, she will have a low opinion of you.

Cadtamdibgigcutgemflamveg's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Cadtamdibgigcutgemflamveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cadtamdibgigcutgemflamveg.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always treat seals with great respect.

5. Never eat pineapples.