Quafzenyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omnipotent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Quafzenyarp created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafzenyarp, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Quafzenyarp, it will not care.

Quafzenyarp's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Quafzenyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat aubergines.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Feed all hungry snails.

5. Do not kill ants.