Yarnarlsin is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, cheerful walrus.

Yarnarlsin created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarnarlsin, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yarnarlsin, she will turn you into a hamster.

Yarnarlsin's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Yarnarlsin's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. You must love Yarnarlsin.

3. Always look after injured snakes.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.