Dapbonnart is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, amazing guinea pig.

Dapbonnart created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapbonnart, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dapbonnart, it will have a low opinion of you.

Dapbonnart's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Dapbonnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back cyan.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never hurt mice.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.