Yattbedtun is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, dishonest jackal.

Yattbedtun created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yattbedtun, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yattbedtun, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Yattbedtun's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Yattbedtun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Hide from blue great tits for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Do not drink water in black rooms.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.