Cidkimdun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, cheerful jaguar.

Cidkimdun created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Cidkimdun, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cidkimdun, it will turn you into a hamster.

Cidkimdun's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Cidkimdun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never wear fawn trousers.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Never look in ponds.