Ransigwot is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, caring naga.

Ransigwot created vertebrates eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ransigwot, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ransigwot, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Ransigwot's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Ransigwot's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Feed all hungry ants.

4. Put Ransigwot first in all things.

5. Never go into pink rooms.