Bellrenmum is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, awe-inspiring pigeon.

Bellrenmum created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellrenmum, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bellrenmum, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bellrenmum's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Bellrenmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Always help grasshopers in need.

5. Never think ill of sick eagles.