Janlattik is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, egotistical wyrm.

Janlattik created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Janlattik, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Janlattik, he will refuse to believe in you.

Janlattik's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Janlattik's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Never go into mauve rooms.

3. Always look after injured hamsters.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not shave your back.