Absidjop is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, confident donkey.

Absidjop created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Absidjop, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Absidjop, he will be very unhappy.

Absidjop's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Absidjop's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Absidjop.

2. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

3. Never paint your back purple.

4. Always obey Absidjop's priests.

5. Always help swans in need.