Libwanbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, able weasel.

Libwanbiss created carbon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libwanbiss, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Libwanbiss, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Libwanbiss' most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Libwanbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Libwanbiss must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Erect four gold sculptures of Libwanbiss on top of important buildings.