Catdidxen is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, weak mole.

Catdidxen created the universe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Catdidxen, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Catdidxen, it will turn you into a worm.

Catdidxen's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Catdidxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not take Catdidxen's name in vain.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Hide from yellow eagles for they are unholy.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.