Cithugsug is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, tranquil mole.

Cithugsug created humanity five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cithugsug, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cithugsug, she will curse you with boils.

Cithugsug's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Cithugsug's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never wear yellow boots.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

5. Always help whales in need.