Bellsisget Yarpdubsak is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, impressive swallow.

Bellsisget Yarpdubsak created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellsisget Yarpdubsak, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bellsisget Yarpdubsak, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bellsisget Yarpdubsak's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Bellsisget Yarpdubsak's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always look after injured mites.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Erect nine silicon sculptures of Bellsisget Yarpdubsak on top of important buildings.