Damlop is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, astonishing porpoise.

Damlop created Europe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Damlop, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Damlop, he will turn you into a mole.

Damlop's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Damlop's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven gulls approach from the north.

2. Never wear blue ear rings.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.