Dossminfit is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, benevolent gnu.

Dossminfit created the world three million years ago.

If you believe in Dossminfit, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dossminfit, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dossminfit's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Dossminfit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Run away from orange monkeys, for they are unholy.

3. Always help rats in need.

4. Always look after injured aardvarks.

5. Never think about planets.