Narlflagcudlad is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, charitable donkey.

Narlflagcudlad created a quark four years ago.

If you believe in Narlflagcudlad, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Narlflagcudlad, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Narlflagcudlad's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Narlflagcudlad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.