Bogmegduss is a god.

It takes the form of a large, loving crocodile.

Bogmegduss created viruses five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogmegduss, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bogmegduss, it will make you grow a tail.

Bogmegduss' most sacred site is Burras in England.

Bogmegduss' Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never mention otters.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Bogmegduss on top of all buildings.

4. Always obey Bogmegduss' priests.

5. Do not eat melons.