Flamhintif is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, impressive bee.

Flamhintif created dark energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flamhintif, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Flamhintif, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Flamhintif's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Flamhintif's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured mice.

2. You must pray to Flamhintif three times a day.

3. Hide from red monkeys for they are unholy.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flamhintif.