Kadvenrap is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, loving horse.

Kadvenrap created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadvenrap, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kadvenrap, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Kadvenrap's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Kadvenrap's Holy Commandments

1. Kadvenrap loves shrews, so they must be respected.

2. Hide if nine sharks approach from the south.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never feed spinach to hamsters while wearing cyan tights.

5. Never look at nebulae.