Bopgepaf is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, effective fox.

Bopgepaf created an up quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopgepaf, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bopgepaf, he will cry a lot.

Bopgepaf's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Bopgepaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Retreat if three birds approach from the south.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Never jump near pigs.

5. Bopgepaf loves doves, so they must be respected.