Sincebwegkimlap Ganpomstan is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, duplicitous raven.

Sincebwegkimlap Ganpomstan created a bottom quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sincebwegkimlap Ganpomstan, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sincebwegkimlap Ganpomstan, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Sincebwegkimlap Ganpomstan's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Sincebwegkimlap Ganpomstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near porpoises.

2. Feed all hungry frogs.

3. You must love Sincebwegkimlap Ganpomstan.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.