Sandpang Armfligstik is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omnipotent owl.

Sandpang Armfligstik created the universe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sandpang Armfligstik, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Sandpang Armfligstik, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sandpang Armfligstik's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Sandpang Armfligstik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Cats are not to be trusted.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never wear gray tights.