Kiplitfab is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, unfair whale.

Kiplitfab created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kiplitfab, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kiplitfab, he will turn you into a duck.

Kiplitfab's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Kiplitfab's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never paint your back cyan.

5. Do not drink alcohol.