Ruttlarpcap Sigpibfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, uncaring penguin.

Ruttlarpcap Sigpibfoss created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttlarpcap Sigpibfoss, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ruttlarpcap Sigpibfoss, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Ruttlarpcap Sigpibfoss' most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Ruttlarpcap Sigpibfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Never eat grapes.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Hide from pink hamsters for they are unholy.