Lanyatdon is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, merciless dugong.

Lanyatdon created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Lanyatdon, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Lanyatdon, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Lanyatdon's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Lanyatdon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help bats.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Feed all hungry gulls.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always obey Lanyatdon's priests.