Gumzakhim is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humorless centipede.

Gumzakhim created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Gumzakhim, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gumzakhim, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gumzakhim's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gumzakhim's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Run away from purple mites, for they are unholy.