Cedfudjap is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, kind dragon.

Cedfudjap created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedfudjap, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cedfudjap, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Cedfudjap's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Cedfudjap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Worship no other gods but Cedfudjap.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Never play with disobedient children.