Narsterbadtan is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, able hare.

Narsterbadtan created everything that exists three billion years ago.

If you believe in Narsterbadtan, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Narsterbadtan, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Narsterbadtan's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Narsterbadtan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight ants approach from the west.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

4. Do not hurt turtles.

5. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.