Nullxinsak is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, slow lobster.

Nullxinsak created water five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nullxinsak, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nullxinsak, she will not care.

Nullxinsak's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Nullxinsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill tapirs.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nullxinsak.

3. Do not eat grapes.

4. Never mention bats.

5. Do not listen to music.