Ligbetmit Madgomxen is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, conceited pig.

Ligbetmit Madgomxen created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligbetmit Madgomxen, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ligbetmit Madgomxen, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Ligbetmit Madgomxen's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Ligbetmit Madgomxen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

2. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Never jump near voles.

5. Do not shave your legs.