Sidfligflab Jipjarnmap is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, tranquil raven.

Sidfligflab Jipjarnmap created snails four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sidfligflab Jipjarnmap, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sidfligflab Jipjarnmap, it will turn you into a duck.

Sidfligflab Jipjarnmap's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Sidfligflab Jipjarnmap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never paint your legs white.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Sidfligflab Jipjarnmap.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never look at comets.