Wabstip is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, generous dingo.

Wabstip created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Wabstip, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wabstip, she will curse you with boils.

Wabstip's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Wabstip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about eagles.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Hide if eight shrews approach from the east.