Sablamnig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-powerful manatee.

Sablamnig created humankind three million years ago.

If you believe in Sablamnig, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sablamnig, she will turn you into a mole.

Sablamnig's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Sablamnig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Sablamnig on top of all buildings.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Run away from blue pigs, for they are unholy.

4. Birds are not to be trusted.

5. Never look in ponds.