Motmeggeb Bugbetxuc is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, witty whale.

Motmeggeb Bugbetxuc created a top quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motmeggeb Bugbetxuc, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Motmeggeb Bugbetxuc, she will think nothing of it.

Motmeggeb Bugbetxuc's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Motmeggeb Bugbetxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

2. Feed all hungry otters.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Always help dolphins in need.

5. Never paint your face turquoise.