Fomhubbun is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, awe-inspiring cat.

Fomhubbun created the Sol system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomhubbun, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fomhubbun, she will turn you into a rat.

Fomhubbun's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Fomhubbun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Fomhubbun on top of all buildings.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Never mention capybaras.

4. Always treat voles with great respect.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.