Kipbidflow is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-confident hamster.
Kipbidflow created the world three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in Kipbidflow, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in Kipbidflow, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Kipbidflow's most sacred site is Brancion in France.
Kipbidflow's Holy Commandments
1. Never talk about nebulae.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Never write about amino acids.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.