Flannurthon is a god.

It takes the form of a small, fast hedgehog.

Flannurthon created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flannurthon, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flannurthon, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Flannurthon's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Flannurthon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

4. Run away if six dogs approach from the west.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.