Migfabgupfag is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, strong jellyfish.

Migfabgupfag created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Migfabgupfag, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Migfabgupfag, she will turn you into a puffin.

Migfabgupfag's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Migfabgupfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never feed figs to hamsters while wearing turquoise dresses.

4. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

5. Do not make images of living things.