Shavmobpod is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unsympathetic wolf.

Shavmobpod created the Sunflower Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Shavmobpod, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Shavmobpod, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Shavmobpod's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Shavmobpod's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.